I tried googleing “frantic at the computer” and found this pic…
I don’t know what job this guy has, but I sure as HELL do not want it!!!
Even though Twitter has been pretty much dead, I have noticed a lot of people twatting about the heat. What is up with this ungodly heat wave these past several weeks?! I mean I would literally walk from the parking lot of work into my building and be sweating (and it ain’t that far of a walk!). My brother and I went to Dollywood last week (more on that later) and I see these girls with their perfectly smooth hair. HA! FTS! Some girls were even in sundresses….um, it’s an amusement park. Who wears sundresses to amusement parks? NOT I! My hair was in a ponytail most of the time…I had on a t-shirt and shorts. And my hair was DEFINITELY not smooth. Let me just give you a little info about my hair. It’s straight…and that’s about all it does. But for some reason unbeknownst to me, it likes to frizz in humidity. Won’t do anything else any other time, but it’s frizzy and wavy in humid weather. Makes sense? No I didn’t think so either.
So yeah, Dollywood. For those of you who don’t know what this is, it’s basically the only amusement park in East Tennessee. I had not been since I was in high school, so I decided my brother and I were going while I had two weeks off from work. The night before we left, I was sitting at the kitchen table telling my mom how I had not been in forever. My brother goes, “Yeah, I’m pretty much excited!” This doesn’t sound funny. But the look on his face when he said it was pretty freaking priceless. He’s 18 (almost 19) and I’m 22 (almost 23) if that tells you anything…
….my reaction to the Dollywood adventure………..it was freaking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Going with only 2 people is the only way to go. You usually get into a different line for rides…meaning you get to the front of the line quicker. 2nd ride we rode was intense. We both had drool and tears flying everywhere. THIS=bomb diggity ride! 3rd ride-you went down a big dip, then suddenly stopped. You look up to find the roller coaster does a 90 degree incline. OH yes! I would have paid to have someone take a pic of my brother and I’s face at this moment. It would have been epic!
Okay, enough of my gushing about an amusement park like I was 5. On to some Twilight related stuff. So one of my bff’s called me the other day to tell me my Aunt had gone and seen Eclipse. I was stunned and speechless. My Aunt makes fun of my Twilight obsession all the time and snarls her nose at the thought of reading “vampire” books. Not her thing. So she apparently goes into their young adult meeting the other night and says, “Okay guys…Team Edward or Team Jacob?” I’m giggling like a little girl while my bff is telling me this. Then she said, “your aunt is Team Jacob.”
…………………………………………………………………….WHAT?!?!?! Fail Aunt Sarah, BIG.EPIC.FAIL! I then proceed to text her and ask her what this is all about. She tells me that based on the movie and looks only she is Team Jacob. Ummmm, what? LOOKS? Now we have an even bigger problem. I texted her back and was like, “You think he’s better looking than Edward?!? Don’t you think he looks like my brother? You do know he’s 18 right?!?!?!” Her response, yes to all 3 questions. Then she asked me, “You think the movie Edward is better looking than Jacob? Oh please! No comparison, sorry!” LIES LIES LIES LIES! Let's just say we had to move to safer territory after hearing this...
Nothing much has happened in Rob/Kristen news other than some super UNF-worthy WFE tux pics that came out…..
...no words
smoking never looked so good
I don't know what he's doing here, but it makes me giggle
Next up…there are rumors swirling around that the #WFE set is coming to Chattanooga, TN to film for a few days. And guess what, I only live a few hours away! Que my endless fangirling last night when I found this out!!! Omg, I can’t tell you how excited I am! There has been no 100% confirmation if Rob is coming yet or not, but they are saying some of the scenes being filmed are key scenes. So I’m crossing every part of my body possible in hopes that he shows up!! Seriously, I texted me friend who is my RL Rob/Twilight obsessor and said, “ROAD TRIP!!!!!!” haha. I texted my friend and was like, “Can you imagine if we actually met him?!?! What would you say???” I like to think of myself as one of the sane fans…not those crazies that start crying and screaming (possibly running up and attacking him). So yeah, I don’t even know if I would be able to say anything at all. Stunned into silence. I just told my friend that I hope the words, “omg, I LOVE YOU!” do NOT come out of mouth. She has permission to slap me if they do. Because let’s face it, I would be second-hand embarrassed if I said that. I’ll let you know next week in the next couple of weeks whether or not they’ll be an “OMG I MET ROBERT PATTINSON” post. Let’s hope for the best!
Now that this post has been like a freaking novel, I will just leave you with this.
Complete and utter *FACEPALM* These are the type of batshit crazy fans I’m talking about. ***Parents-shame on you for letting your child do this…and for you for PAYING FOR IT!
@TwiExaminer
Teens getting 'Twilight' fangs put in by dentists when 'Twilight' vampires don't have fangs - http://tinyurl.com/38tkxnv
I will hope and pray for your sake that there will be a "i met robert pattinson" post in the future. I wanted to go up to Montreal in August to try and see Kstew seeing as its only a 1.5hr flight away BUT work is just so hectic that even if I take paid vacay days, I dont know if it'll fly. Sad face.
ReplyDeleteDollywood sounds VERY neat. And you're right about girls wearing sundresses to an amusement park. When I was at Six Flags last summer, some girls were wearing HEELS. WTF. I wore comfy shoes that would NOT fly off on rides, a loose thin tee that would a) keep me cool and b)dry quickly after water rides, and then a pair of shorts. At an amusement park, comfort is key so good work my friend.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment bb! And please excuse the horrible writing...I just went back and reread it and wooh hello PROOFREADING it would have been nice to use you. Lmao. #writingfail